diet craze

The E.Armanious Crash Diet

Step One: eat whatever you like, whenever you like

Step Two: don't sleep

Result: lose weight and have bloodshot eyes

you too can be just like me. it would be nice to have company in the middle of the night when all the sensible people are fast asleep...


















Picture: Edward Gorey

Work for the China Project

Delivery Device: Mount Olympus

Satin ribbon, sterling silver, 18c dental gold

I had a lot of trouble naming this piece. There were so many words involved.

Delivery Device: Mount Olympus is a device for a cataclysmic delivery of a stream or collection of thoughts, emotions and ideas about a particular situation.

In the interest of decorum, not naming names, let’s call it Mount Olympus (there were a few of the gods involved after all).

Should an unlucky person be pricked with the pin, they would receive in a nanosecond - a heart beat - the blink of an eye, Mount Olympus.

Once the skin of The Unfortunate has been pierced, the knowledge of my Mount Olympus spreads like a virus through the body, the consequences and manifestations of which are currently unknown.

But….

Woe is the man who knew too much!

(photo by Barry Langrishe)